Clifford’s poop is big and red.
I wish I had a cat instead.
Clifford is a big red dog
I wish he did a smaller log
Clifford’s poop is freshly laid
I think I’ll need a bigger spade.
Truck load in – truck load out.
People do drive by and shout
obscenities from A to Z
so on their cars he takes a pee.
The pee is long, the pee is red
The big red dog may soon be dead
Clifford goes to see the vet
He pees again the vet gets wet
Clifford’s back begins to hump
It’s time for him to take a dump!
So, be careful not to stand to close.
You might just find it’s really gross.
And if you’ve found you stood too near,
It may be too late by the time you’d hear.
There’s not a soul that would think you cool,
all covered in Clifford’s big red stool.
Clifford is a big red dog
I wish he did a smaller log
great job! and quick too – just like Clifford!
and thanks for participating.
Must be the fiber in his big red diet
Oh, here’s another stanza
Clifford poop is freshly laid
I think I’ll need a bigger spade.
Truck load in – truck load out.
People drive by and shout
Obscenities from A to Z
so on their car he takes a pee.
Yes gw76248, fiber is important for a well formed stool so you can clean it up with a backhoe. Otherwise you need a super sized shop vac.
The pee is long, the pee is red
The big red dog may soon be dead
Clifford goes to see the vet
He pees again the vet gets wet
Too Dr. Seuss maybe?!?
No, but I somewhat regret taking us down the golden shower path.
was just wondering if it is still possible to add another verse to the poem? me and my friends have came up with some great verses we would like to input into this great poem
Please do! Just put the verse in comments and I will paste into the poem.
Clifford’s back is starting to hump
It’s time for Clifford to take another dump!
Thank you Robert!
So, be careful not to stand to close.
You might just find it’s really gross.
And if you’ve found you stood too near,
It may be too late by the time you’d hear.
There’s not a soul that would think you cool,
all covered in Clifford’s big red stool.