You have a filthy mind. How could you think for one second that this is not totally innocent. You pig. This is why we need thought surveillance – to catch pervs like you. I’m calling the cops!
handful montana
7 05 2008Comments : 1 Comment »
Tags: Disney, filthy, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, perverts, surveillance
Categories : children, comedy, cool, cult of personality, humor, internet, maximization of profit, Parental Advisory, pop culture, sex, sex saturation, thrill
ratzinger
20 04 2008joke at a rat celebrity roast.
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Tags: celebrity, Pope, rats
Categories : Answer/Question, cartoon, comedy, comedy - pathetic, comedy writing, humor, laugh, life, pun, writing
Mom is having papaltations
20 04 2008My mom was so excited about the Pope’s visit she started having Papaltations! I worry she is a popeaholic. I am considering taking her to P.A. meetings. It hasn’t hurt the Protestants so far…
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Tags: Holy Father, Joseph Ratzinger, New York City, Papal Visit, Pope Benedict, Vatican
Categories : brainwashing, comedy, cry, cult of personality, humor, laugh, television, writing
Irish Cooling Towers
13 03 2008
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Tags: beer, green, Irish, Saint Patrick
Categories : cartoon, comedy, energy, humor, laugh, Uncategorized
And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:
8 03 2008
Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron
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Categories : Bush, Bush humor, cartoon, Cheney, comedy, cult of personality, Curious George, death, Dick, evildoers, frat boy, freedom, garbage, government, humor, Iraqathon, maximization of luxury, mismanagement101, pathetic, philisophical illness, president, Rumsfeld, talk trash, Uncurious George, violence, war, writing
Presidential Questions
18 01 2008
Y’all sure this is a gas mask?
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Tags: gas, gasmask, presidential, questions
Categories : Bush, comedy, Curious George, funny, Homeland Security, humor, mask, phototune, plastic, president, TechnoPrimitive
blame it on the killer eggs
15 12 2007Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.
Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.
Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.
Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.
Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.
with apologies to William Blake
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Tags: , alcohol, beer, celebrate, diner, drinking, drunk, gin, party, stupid, William Blake
Categories : coffee, comedy, comedy writing, frat boy, humor, life, mismanagement101, poetry, writing
Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 3
27 11 2007
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Tags: , energy meeting, energy policy, secret
Categories : Bush, Cheney, children's books, comedy, Dick, energy, evildoers, gas, government, humor, Iraqathon, maximization of profit, oil, philisophical illness, quality of life, talk trash, Uncategorized, Uncurious George
Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 2
20 11 2007
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Tags: alternatives, Dick Cheney, energy, smoke, vice president
Categories : Cheney, children's books, comedy, Dick, humor, maximization of profit, mismanagement101, oil, politics, pollution, Uncategorized
Dating a headless Barbie
18 11 2007
My friend started dating this headless Barbie doll. The poor thing is self conscious about her headlessness and tries to compensate for it. We tell her that making eye contact is overrated. We say we don’t mind masticating food and then spitting it into her open esophagus.
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Tags: dating, eye contact, head, headless, snow
Categories : Barbie, comedy, humor, phototune, Uncategorized
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