You have a filthy mind. How could you think for one second that this is not totally innocent. You pig. This is why we need thought surveillance – to catch pervs like you. I’m calling the cops!
handful montana
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ANSWER: ratzingers
20 04 2008QUESTION: When rats have celebrity roasts, what kind of jokes do they tell?
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Mom is having papaltations
20 04 2008My mom was so excited about the Pope’s visit she started having Papaltations! I worry she is a popeaholic. I am considering taking her to a P.A. meeting. It hasn’t hurt the Protestants so far. Thanks for listening.
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Tags: Holy Father, Joseph Ratzinger, New York City, Papal Visit, Pope Benedict, Vatican
Categories : brainwashing, comedy, cry, cult of personality, humor, laugh, television, writing
Irish Cooling Towers
13 03 2008
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And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:
8 03 2008
Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron
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Presidential Questions
18 01 2008
Y’all sure this is a gas mask?
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Categories : Bush, Curious George, Homeland Security, TechnoPrimitive, comedy, funny, humor, mask, phototune, plastic, president
blame it on the killer eggs
15 12 2007Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.
Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.
Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.
Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.
Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.
with apologies to William Blake
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Tags: , alcohol, beer, celebrate, diner, drinking, drunk, gin, party, stupid, William Blake
Categories : coffee, comedy, comedy writing, frat boy, humor, life, mismanagement101, poetry, writing
Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 3
27 11 2007
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Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 2
20 11 2007
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Dating a headless Barbie
18 11 2007
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Tags: dating, eye contact, head, headless, snow
Categories : Barbie, comedy, humor, phototune
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