Bush’s Halloween costume – help him decide:

President Bush dressed as
“the voice in my ear”.

It stares at me while I sleep

I finally caught it looking at me. I had pretended to be  sleeping and hid the camera under my pillow. When I felt its presence I flashed this picture before the thing disappeared.

( A true bedtime story brought to you by the makers of Ambien CR )

A Cavalcade of Anxiety – a participatory poem (add a stanza or two)

colony collapse
restless legs
identity theft
tainted eggs

leaded Barbie
cancer genes
home invasion
tainted greens

That Thing in My Closet

That thing in my closet,
it’s not always there.

But when it is -
it gives me a scare