Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – pg 7

This chinawoman is a woosie.

Bush’s Halloween costume – choice #4

President Bush dressed as
” How’d y’all know it was me?”

Bush’s Halloween costume – help him decide:

President Bush dressed as
“the voice in my ear”.

It stares at me while I sleep

I finally caught it looking at me. I had pretended to be  sleeping and hid the camera under my pillow. When I felt its presence I flashed this picture before the thing disappeared.

( A true bedtime story brought to you by the makers of Ambien CR )

A Cavalcade of Anxiety – a participatory poem (add a stanza or two)

colony collapse
restless legs
identity theft
tainted eggs

leaded Barbie
cancer genes
home invasion
tainted greens