Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron
And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:
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blame it on the killer eggs
15 12 2007Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.
Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.
Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.
Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.
Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.
with apologies to William Blake
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Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 2
20 11 2007
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Dick Cheney’s Picture Book of Energy – Page 1
17 11 2007
Obviously, the Sun is NOT a good source of energy.
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the Bush Lecture Tour:
14 11 2007
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Bush’s Halloween costume – choice #2
28 10 2007
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A Cavalcade of Anxiety – a participatory poem (add a stanza or two)
20 09 2007
colony collapse
restless legs
identity theft
tainted eggs
leaded Barbie
cancer genes
home invasion
tainted greens
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at the Walmart – in Tunkhannock
12 09 2007 Where do they display the “Birthday – Suggestive” cards?
On the bottom row at kid’s eye level, next to the cute Snoopy and Tweety Bird cards.
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President G.I. Joe
9 09 2007
“I will strongly reject an artificial timetable (for) withdrawal and/or
Washington politicians trying to tell those who wear the uniform how to do their job,” (Rumsfeld doesn’t count, he knew just what to do)
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