A Button for Government Workers
28 05 2008Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: bureaucracy, civil service, customer service
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useful site; thanks :)
27 04 2008useful site – thank you!
useful site, thank you
useful site; thanks 
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ratzinger
20 04 2008joke at a rat celebrity roast.
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Mom is having papaltations
20 04 2008My mom was so excited about the Pope’s visit she started having Papaltations! I worry she is a popeaholic. I am considering taking her to P.A. meetings. It hasn’t hurt the Protestants so far…
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Tags: Holy Father, Joseph Ratzinger, New York City, Papal Visit, Pope Benedict, Vatican
Categories : brainwashing, comedy, cry, cult of personality, humor, laugh, television, writing
And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:
8 03 2008
Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron
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blame it on the killer eggs
15 12 2007Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.
Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.
Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.
Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.
Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.
with apologies to William Blake
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Tags: , alcohol, beer, celebrate, diner, drinking, drunk, gin, party, stupid, William Blake
Categories : coffee, comedy, comedy writing, frat boy, humor, life, mismanagement101, poetry, writing
Have a Holly Commie Christmas – it’s the best time of the year…
13 12 2007
MADE IN CHINA LOVES CHRISTMAS
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Tags: balance of trade, Burl, Christmas, Christmas tree, communism, Holly Jolly Christmas, jingle, made in China, song
Categories : cartoon, censorship, China, comedy writing, employment, government, humor, jobs, maximization of profit, philisophical illness, plastic, politics, pollution, pop culture, TechnoPrimitive, Uncategorized, writing
antiku
3 12 2007last year
at no particular time
I watched tv
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Categories : haiku, haiku and senryu, Haiku-like, humor, poems, poetry, tao, writing, zen
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