The Purpose of Life

21 09 2007


To Make No Waves



A Cavalcade of Anxiety – a participatory poem (add a stanza or two)

20 09 2007


colony collapse
restless legs
identity theft
tainted eggs

leaded Barbie
cancer genes
home invasion
tainted greens

Can I get you a drink?

19 09 2007


Perhaps an evil Dewars on the raqs?

Clifford’s poop – a participatory poem (add a stanza)

14 09 2007


Clifford’s poop is big and red.
I wish I had a cat instead.

Clifford is a big red dog
I wish he did a smaller log

Clifford’s poop is freshly laid
I think I’ll need a bigger spade.

Truck load in – truck load out.
People do drive by and shout

obscenities from A to Z
so on their cars he takes a pee.

The pee is long, the pee is red
The big red dog may soon be dead

Clifford goes to see the vet
He pees again the vet gets wet

Clifford’s back begins to hump
It’s time for him to take a dump!

So, be careful not to stand to close.
You might just find it’s really gross.

And if you’ve found you stood too near,
It may be too late by the time you’d hear.

There’s not a soul that would think you cool,
all covered in Clifford’s big red stool.

That Thing in My Closet

12 09 2007


That thing in my closet,
it’s not always there.

But when it is –
it gives me a scare

at the Walmart – in Tunkhannock

12 09 2007

Where do they display the “Birthday – Suggestive” cards?


On the bottom row at kid’s eye level, next to the cute Snoopy and Tweety Bird cards.


clean fill wanted

9 09 2007


there is a reason
help wanted ads
are in boxes

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