Clifford’s poop – a participatory poem (add a stanza)

14 09 2007

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Clifford’s poop is big and red.
I wish I had a cat instead.

Clifford is a big red dog
I wish he did a smaller log

Clifford’s poop is freshly laid
I think I’ll need a bigger spade.

Truck load in – truck load out.
People do drive by and shout

obscenities from A to Z
so on their cars he takes a pee.

The pee is long, the pee is red
The big red dog may soon be dead

Clifford goes to see the vet
He pees again the vet gets wet

Clifford’s back begins to hump
It’s time for him to take a dump!

So, be careful not to stand to close.
You might just find it’s really gross.

And if you’ve found you stood too near,
It may be too late by the time you’d hear.

There’s not a soul that would think you cool,
all covered in Clifford’s big red stool.

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14 responses

14 09 2007
gw76248

Clifford is a big red dog
I wish he did a smaller log

14 09 2007
qazse

great job! and quick too – just like Clifford!

and thanks for participating.

15 09 2007
gw76248

Must be the fiber in his big red diet

15 09 2007
gw76248

Oh, here’s another stanza

Clifford poop is freshly laid
I think I’ll need a bigger spade.

16 09 2007
qazse

Truck load in – truck load out.
People drive by and shout

Obscenities from A to Z
so on their car he takes a pee.

16 09 2007
qazse

Yes gw76248, fiber is important for a well formed stool so you can clean it up with a backhoe. Otherwise you need a super sized shop vac.

17 09 2007
gw76248

The pee is long, the pee is red
The big red dog may soon be dead

Clifford goes to see the vet
He pees again the vet gets wet

17 09 2007
gw76248

Too Dr. Seuss maybe?!?

19 09 2007
qazse

No, but I somewhat regret taking us down the golden shower path.

28 05 2008
peter dent

was just wondering if it is still possible to add another verse to the poem? me and my friends have came up with some great verses we would like to input into this great poem

28 05 2008
qazse

Please do! Just put the verse in comments and I will paste into the poem.

10 09 2008
Robert

Clifford’s back is starting to hump
It’s time for Clifford to take another dump!

21 10 2008
qazse

Thank you Robert!

11 12 2009
John

So, be careful not to stand to close.
You might just find it’s really gross.

And if you’ve found you stood too near,
It may be too late by the time you’d hear.

There’s not a soul that would think you cool,
all covered in Clifford’s big red stool.

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