Dating a headless Barbie

18 11 2007


My friend started dating this headless Barbie doll. The poor thing is self conscious about her headlessness and tries to compensate for it. We tell her that making eye contact is overrated. We say we don’t mind masticating food and then spitting it into her open esophagus.




3 responses

18 11 2007
Seduction and Relationships » Blog Archive » Dating a headless Barbie

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13 12 2007

Really glad this site exists. Found your blog via your recent comment on the Heliologue/A Modest Construct. I’ll be back.

Maybe just once, because this is pretty weird, but I’ll be back. 😉

13 12 2007

ronocdh – Thank you! I was unable to link back to you.

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