handful montana

7 05 2008

You have a filthy mind. How could you think for one second that this is not totally innocent. You pig. This is why we need thought surveillance – to catch pervs like you. I’m calling the cops!

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ratzinger

20 04 2008

joke at a  rat celebrity roast.





Mom is having papaltations

20 04 2008

My mom was so excited about the Pope’s visit she started having Papaltations! I worry she is a popeaholic. I am considering taking her to  P.A. meetings.  It hasn’t hurt the Protestants so far…





Irish Cooling Towers

13 03 2008




And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:

8 03 2008

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Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron





Presidential Questions

18 01 2008

 

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Y’all sure this is a gas mask?

 





blame it on the killer eggs

15 12 2007

Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.

Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.

Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.

Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.

Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.

 

with apologies to William Blake