handful montana

7 05 2008

You have a filthy mind. How could you think for one second that this is not totally innocent. You pig. This is why we need thought surveillance – to catch pervs like you. I’m calling the cops!

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Mom is having papaltations

20 04 2008

My mom was so excited about the Pope’s visit she started having Papaltations! I worry she is a popeaholic. I am considering taking her to  P.A. meetings.  It hasn’t hurt the Protestants so far…





And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:

8 03 2008

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Remember:
WAR ON! rhymes with moron





A Christmas Message from President Bush

7 12 2007

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President G.I. Joe

9 09 2007

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“I will strongly reject an artificial timetable (for) withdrawal and/or
Washington politicians trying to tell those who wear the uniform how to do their job,” (Rumsfeld doesn’t count, he knew just what to do)

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A message from the Commander in Chief

9 09 2007

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My fellow Americans,

The last time we won a war on two fronts the whole country was mobilized and each individual citizen had to sacrifice dearly. I don’t want you to suffer like they did. In fact, I want you to go about your business and enjoy the material riches this country has to offer. I want you to look back on these times with fond memories. I want you to again vote Republican so we can continue to enjoy material pleasures. Hell, go get yourself a personal watercraft or an illegal domestic if you like. And tell ’em, the Commander in Chief sent ya.

God (the one I believe in, that is) Bless America!





the NeoConCreature

9 09 2007

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