A Button for Government Workers

28 05 2008


20 04 2008

joke at a  rat celebrity roast.

blame it on the killer eggs

15 12 2007

Diner Diner burning bright
sober beacon
drunken night.

Java Java steaming hot
swore I wouldn’t
drink a lot.

Eggs Eggs slimy soft
all too soon
I send aloft.

Run Run for the door
retch my innards
to the floor.

Wake Wake tormented head
sweating gin
wish I were dead.


with apologies to William Blake

Bush’s Halloween costume – choice #2

28 10 2007


President Bush dressed as
someone who is interested .


Bush’s Halloween costume – help him decide:

26 10 2007


President Bush dressed as
“the voice in my ear”.

Don’t be evil – step aside…

21 10 2007


The Purpose of Life

21 09 2007


To Make No Waves