handful montana

7 05 2008

You have a filthy mind. How could you think for one second that this is not totally innocent. You pig. This is why we need thought surveillance – to catch pervs like you. I’m calling the cops!

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Extreme! Cooking Magazine

16 11 2007

An Al-Qaeda Thanksgiving

Downhill Hors d’Oeuvres

Chainsaw Salad

I Lost Fifty Pounds Eating Explosives!





That Thing in My Closet

12 09 2007

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That thing in my closet,
it’s not always there.

But when it is –
it gives me a scare