And Now A Message From The Commander In Chief:

8 03 2008


WAR ON! rhymes with moron

Bush’s Halloween costume – choice #3

30 10 2007


President Bush dressed as
“A goddamn draft dodger”

A Cavalcade of Anxiety – a participatory poem (add a stanza or two)

20 09 2007


colony collapse
restless legs
identity theft
tainted eggs

leaded Barbie
cancer genes
home invasion
tainted greens

Can I get you a drink?

19 09 2007


Perhaps an evil Dewars on the raqs?

President G.I. Joe

9 09 2007


“I will strongly reject an artificial timetable (for) withdrawal and/or
Washington politicians trying to tell those who wear the uniform how to do their job,” (Rumsfeld doesn’t count, he knew just what to do)

source of quote:

A message from the Commander in Chief

9 09 2007


My fellow Americans,

The last time we won a war on two fronts the whole country was mobilized and each individual citizen had to sacrifice dearly. I don’t want you to suffer like they did. In fact, I want you to go about your business and enjoy the material riches this country has to offer. I want you to look back on these times with fond memories. I want you to again vote Republican so we can continue to enjoy material pleasures. Hell, go get yourself a personal watercraft or an illegal domestic if you like. And tell ’em, the Commander in Chief sent ya.

God (the one I believe in, that is) Bless America!

the NeoConCreature

9 09 2007